How to Get Your Fucking Money Back: paperback

Be forewarned: Despite its title, this book contains absolutely no helpful advice for obtaining refunds.

Instead, a cast of fictional characters and Ritcher’s alter egos regale you with adventures from his storied life. Almost none of it is true.1But some of it is.

You’ll read about how he served in the Belgian National Guard, launched the Burger Chef restaurant chain, hosted the hit TV show Animal Autopsy and spent several years married to Kirsten Dunst during her two terms as governor of Kentucky.

The book is full of secret nuggets,2Like scenes that reference audio clips from the podcast Here’s the Tower including another book called Presidential Fun Facts & Trivia, information on bird spotting, proper table settings3Table settings are discussed for dinner in Europe, as well as common, non-regional lunch, breakfast and dinner. and a full 90 pages of About the Author  (which includes a little detour called About the Author’s Dogs.4Awww

How to Get Your Fucking Money Back is an absurd, heavily footnoted,5Just like this 154-page ride that gleefully disregards reality, the rules of storytelling and, occasionally, some common respect for the English language.

Also available from Amazon and Barnes & Noble.6It’s cheaper here, but shipping might be less over there if you have Prime or something like that. But you should buy it here since you’re already here.

Look inside:

How to Get Your Fucking Money Back
154 pages
Paperback pocket book
4.25 x 6.875 in (108 x 175 mm)
ISBN 978-0-9882663-6-0