This shirt can be yours if you meet our list of of demands:
- Pick a color and size
- Click “Add to cart”
- Drop off the money in unmarked bills
- No cops or funny business
It’s no easy job to hide people away from the world while tending to their health and hygiene. Be proud of your accomplishments!
• Navy shirt is 100% ring-spun cotton
• Dark Heather shirt is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Both colors are pre-shrunk
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 ¼ | 30 ¼ | 31 ¼ | 32 ½ | 33 ½ |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 77 | 79 | 83 | 85 |
| Width (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
