Chekov Foxworthy: You Might Be a Russian Spammer

Chekov Foxworthy - You Might Be a Russian Spammer
Episode 63

Standup comedian Chekov Foxworthy wins over the crowd with some bits from his classic routine.

If your bathroom selfie is taken with a Nokia 3390 telephone … you might be a Russian spammer.

If you make your emails from Yahoo address … you might be a Russian spammer.

If your profile photo has watermark of Shutterstock … you might be a Russian spammer.

If you are from Jackson, Mississippi, but your name has character of backwards R … you might be a Russian spammer.

If you send me shocking news story of Hillary Clinton … you might be a Russian spammer.

If you have a Facebook account … you might be a Russian spammer.

And a few bonus jokes that didn’t make the one-minute cut:

If the background of your photos looks like furniture in a funeral home … you might be a Russian spammer.

If it is after 1994 and you have your tongue or eyebrow pierced … you might be a Russian spammer.

If your photo looks like a Barbie doll and you have the fuzzy face filter … you might be a Russian spammer.

If you tell me I might be the big money winner … you might be a Russian spammer. 

Guest voice: Евгений в Голове as Chekov Foxworthy


 

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