Mary Regal is on an eternal hunt for the perfect avocado. That hunt is a horrible curse, because you don’t know you have the perfect avocado until you open it, but as soon as you open it you have to eat it. Then the search begins again.

These days, Alicia uses ringtones that came with her phone. “I used to get free ringtones with my old cell phone plan, and I used to have a bunch of ringtones then. Not anymore. Journey, Outkast, Neil Young… You know. All the hits!”

There’s nothing like a well-structured sentence to make you feel like everything is right in the world. Makenzie Leigh