Mary Regal is on an eternal hunt for the perfect avocado. That hunt is a horrible curse, because you don’t know you have the perfect avocado until you open it, but as soon as you open it you have to eat it. Then the search begins again.

Devoted film fan Joe Walker watches a lot of movies. In fact, that’s about all he ever does. He pays attention, too, and is a veritable fountain of knowledge about the most trivial details of particular films.